Monday, February 17, 2014

Moustache Unplugged #1

Hehehe.....undetected, I've grabbed the opportunity to work on my letter....


Deer Farm-a-sue-t-kul Kompanies,

U make gah-zillions of dollars every year off the sales of pillz.  Many pillz do grate thingz, but it is kommon knowledge that pain killerz constipate.  And u do nothing!



Over the last 5 dayz, a truck load of prunes, apricots, cherries and spinach salads have been strateegically rinsed down by a neverending supply of water.  This kustom diet was designed to offset the pain pills being popped like a deprived junkie with a bad habit.  Despite the preventative precaution, input is waaaay greater than output and, I blame u!

How hard wood it bee to include just a dash of a laxative ingreedient in thoze pain killerz?  Science iz amazing and u need to take it one simple step forward.  I kno that u kno what thoze pills do!  Iz it part of your masterplan?   Plug up patients tight as a kork who will shell out more money for another prescripshon from yewz guyz for releaf?  Iz money all yewz guyz think about?

Add that dash of special ingreedient to pain pillz, you money-hungry, greedy bastards!

Thankz,
The Moustache

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