Moustache Unplugged #13

hehehe...undetected, I seize the opportunity to work on my letter...

Dear World Cup Officials,

Yes, here in the United States of America, football is a homegrown sport highlighted by the Super Bowl which involves an oblong ball and a WHOLE lot of rock 'em, sock 'em physical contact. Futbol throughout the rest of world is highlighted by the World Cup which involves a round, NASA-designed, aerodynamic ball and a WHOLE lot of running with minimal physical contact. I attempted to watch some World Cup action and quickly discovered there's alot about the sport that I simply do not understand...

Time Machine

Here lately, I've been more and more wishing for a time machine.

Revisited

Most of the cows trailed along with their calves clinging tightly beside them while being pushed towards the corrals.  Men on horesback sought high ground to use as vantage points to view any stragglers hidden in the many draws and canyons on the ranch as other men on 4-wheelers quickly zipped around the vast property also collecting cagey mommas seeking refuge.  Heavy spring rains had the rolling eastern plains of Colorado lush with grass and waterholes brimming at capacity.

Duh

A new weight machine in the corner is calling out to me. I plop down on it to crank off a set of high repetitions and, the stack of weights does not even jiggle in my attempt to lift it. I slyly look around the gym to see who was the meathead that last used the machine and only catch glimpses of elderly folks shuffling around.  Hmmmm.....

Moustache Unplugged #12

hehehe....undetected, I take the opportunity to work on my letter....

Dear Fellow Appalled Citizens,

On January 1, 2013, two police officers, one on duty and the other home after calling in sick, teamed up together for an incredibly outrageous crime in the quiet city streets of Boulder, Colorado. Under the cover of darkness, the on-duty officer stalked "Big Boy" through street lamps, front porch lights and leftover Christmas decorations. While Big Boy grazed in a yard under a crab apple tree, a bullet ripped through him and ended his life.  The officers' plan was in full motion. It wasn't even close to resembling a hunt, but merely a greedy killing and a wanton destruction of life.