Moustache Unplugged #13

hehehe...undetected, I seize the opportunity to work on my letter...

Dear World Cup Officials,

Yes, here in the United States of America, football is a homegrown sport highlighted by the Super Bowl which involves an oblong ball and a WHOLE lot of rock 'em, sock 'em physical contact. Futbol throughout the rest of world is highlighted by the World Cup which involves a round, NASA-designed, aerodynamic ball and a WHOLE lot of running with minimal physical contact. I attempted to watch some World Cup action and quickly discovered there's alot about the sport that I simply do not understand...