I wish I had more nerdy computer skills, because I know the mobile format to read the following will make a mess of things. Oh well.....
Who would have thought I would ever make an entry in a diary such as this,
But after my Achilles tendon got chopped on, my life is not so bliss.
I've become a burden to my other leg and a long list of names,
But I really celebrated when Mr. Plaster Cast went up in glorious flames.